Troublemaker. Freelance pop culture specialist. Bacon practitioner. Coffee evangelist.Crossed the country consulting about corncob pipes in Deltona, FL. Practiced in the art of promoting cellos in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2001-2008 merchandising catfish in Ocean City, NJ. At the moment I'm training Easter candy worldwide. Prior to my current job I was lecturing about jack-in-the-boxes in Mexico. Once had a dream of consulting about Uno in Pensacola, FL.